We’re coming home from Tesco.

Mum: I’m too hot.

Me: Why don’t you open the window then?

Mum: I don’t know how.

Me: (encouragingly) Yes you do! You remember.

Mum: (thinks) Oh, aye! (makes a grab for a handle)

Me: NOOOOOOOOO! That’s the door handle! The windows are electric!

Mum: Oh.

Me: (plans on doubling the medication)

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