We came from holiday to find mum had unplugged the router, lamp and Hifi.
Me: Why did you unplug everything, Mum?
Mum: The phone was ringing and I couldn’t find it. There was a noise coming from in here too (we have cordless phones & a traditional one) so I unplugged stuff till it stopped.
Me: That was the cordless phone.
Mum: I can’t work mobiles.