The phone rings:
Mum: I sent you an email.
Me: Mum, you don’t have a computer.
Mum: No, on the phone.
Me: Ah, you left a phone message?
Mum: That’s what I said.
The phone rings:
Mum: I sent you an email.
Me: Mum, you don’t have a computer.
Mum: No, on the phone.
Me: Ah, you left a phone message?
Mum: That’s what I said.
@nettiewriting 
I lover her. I think you should rent her out to cheer people up.